When I first grew boobs
What was the big deal
I could not figure out
Why boys wanted a feel
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Why didn’t God
Give them to boys
How convenient
To have built-in toys
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They could feel and squeeze
Anytime they wanted
Never get slapped
Never get shunted
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They could pull ’em out
Any ole time
Adjust them like nuts
And be happy and fine
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Self entertainment
Out of my hair
I wish men had boobs
So they wouldn’t stare
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They would have their own
So mine aren’t so grand
They could play and fondle
Be happy as claims
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I’d give men boobs
If I were King
But a hairy chest
Might end the fling
Renee Robinson